UNSEEN: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Acts As Bellboy In 2002 TV Skit

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is one of the best strikers in the world, winning league title after league title for the past fifteen or so years all across Europe. Back in 2002, the 20-year-old wonderkid, then of Ajax, was also a regular for the Swedish national team, who starred in this amusing little skit at the Swedish Football Awards.

The video shows Ibra scoring a headed goal against Hungary, and getting knocked unconscious by the onrushing goalkeeper. Zlatan then wakes up from his dream in his ‘real-world’ life as a bellboy in a fancy hotel convinced he is a football star.

“Are you okay, Zlatan? You fell down the stairs,” the hotel manager asks him.

“I’m a professional footballer. I play for Ajax and the Swedish national team. Look, I’m number 9!” the striker responds, pointing to the team photo on the wall.

“Number 9 is Peppe Eng,” the manager tells him.



Juventus Caught Stealing 4th Tier Spanish Team’s Marketing Campaign!

This article was first published on June 17th 2015.

Juventus, domestic double winners and Champions League runners up this season, have been caught out stealing the marketing tactics of a lowly team all the way down in the fourth tier of Spanish football!

Club Deportivo Badajoz, who wear black and white stripes as their first choice kit, are fighting for promotion to Segunda B, and play Real Murcia Imperial in a playoff match. This is their poster for the game:


Meanwhile in Turin, Max Allegri’s team are running a campaign to get people to renew their season tickets after such an incredible season they had there. This is their poster for that:

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There’s simply no chance these two marketing campaigns are so similar by coincidence. It seems clear somebody at the Italian giants saw what Badajoz did, and decided to nick the striking and brilliant idea.

CD Badajoz, whose peak in Spanish football led them only to the second tier for just a ten-year spell, publicly called the Old Lady out on their dirty tactics, tweeting them in both Spanish and Italian.

Translated to English, the tweets say:

“You’re doing well when the Champions League runners up, @juventusfc, are following your path.”

“Hi @juventusfc, don’t worry, everything’s fine with a game in Badajoz between us. Cheers.”

Surely the least the Italian giants could do now is offer a friendly match to say sorry…

The Best Ever Free Transfer XI

This article was first published on June 28th 2015.

The silly season is back in earnest as the transfer window officially opened last week. We’ve seen plenty of rumours to keep our gossiping minds at play, and a couple of moves done and dusted already to go with it. Liverpool have been one of the most active in the window this summer so far, picking up a couple of bargains that will no doubt play an important role for them next season.

James Milner is already signed, sealed, and delivered on Merseyside, while Danny Ings looks to follow very soon technically on a free transfer. Here, we look for the best team that could be built entirely out of free transfers throughout England and Europe over the years.

Goalkeeper – Brad Friedel – Aston Villa to Tottenham Hotspur 2011

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Brad Friedel – a true Premier League legend! Pic: Gareth Copley/Getty Images

The evergreen American was one of the best and most reliable goalkeepers in the Premier League throughout his career. This was underlined by the fact that he became the oldest player to ever feature in the league while at Spurs, and his incredible record of having made 310 consecutive Premier League appearances in his time as a professional footballer.

Despite his age, he arrived at Spurs and was immediately made a starter in a highly ambitious team that were gunning for glory under Andre Villas Boas. While the Portuguese’s stint at the club eventually ended without glamour, the American between the posts was a constant rock at the heart of the Tottenham defence, before retiring just this summer.

Defence – Markus Babbel – Bayern Munich to Liverpool 2000

Markus Babbel was the right back that Philipp Lahm learned from at Bayern Munich. His marauding runs on the right wing from deep struck fear in many opponents’ defences, and was a hugely effective tool for Gerard Houllier, equally as adept on either side of the ball. Babbel played 51 times for Germany, including winning the 1996 European Championships, and was a hugely impressive player to pick up for free.

Babbel was a member of the Liverpool ‘treble’ winning team in 2000/01, picking up the UEFA Cup, the FA Cup, and the League Cup. Unfortunately for the defender, his Merseyside career was cut short after being diagnosed with Guillain–Barré syndrome, limiting his ability to play to the level he once could.

Defence – Sol Campbell – Tottenham to Arsenal 2001

One of the most divisive moves in the Premier League’s history, Sol Campbell made his name at Tottenham Hotspur, where he spent nine seasons before moving just down the road to Spurs’ arch rivals Arsenal. Not only is the switch between North London clubs controversial enough, but it came after Campbell gave public assurances that he would stay at Spurs, and after months of contract negotiations without striking a deal.

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The nature of Campbell’s move forever haunted him. Pic: Shaun Botterill/Getty Images

Despite the initial trouble in making the move, Campbell found immediate success at Arsenal, and was one of their strongest assets in winning the double in his first season at the club. The defender was also a pivotal player in Arsenal’s 2003/04 Invincible season, when they went the entire season unbeaten. In total Campbell spent five years at the club, before returning for a short stint in 2010.

Defence – Sylvinho – Barcelona to Manchester City 2009

Brazilian Sylvinho was a significant player with Barcelona for five years, during which time he picked up three Liga titles and two Champions Leagues. Sylvinho only played at City for the one season, his last year in professional football, but was an important figure in a quickly developing Blues team.

When the money came in to the blue half of Manchester, there was a long and uncertain road to go between turning a relegation-fighting team into Premier League champions – a difficult task no matter how much money is put into a squad. Sylvinho arrived for the first season that City legitimately challenged for the top four, a race they eventually lost to Tottenham Hotspur, but a season in which valuable lessons and experience was earned for all at the club. Sylvinho’s wealth of experience was no doubt hugely valuable to the rest of the squad, as City took another leap in their transformation to becoming a big club fighting for titles. The Brazilian makes this list for what he added to the squad and club behind the scenes, more so than performances played out on the pitch.

Midfield – Steve McManaman – Liverpool to Real Madrid 1999

A Champions League Final goalscorer, for free? Why thank you very much. Steve McManaman grew up through the ranks at Liverpool’s youth system and played nine years with the senior team. He became a mainstay in the Reds lineup at a young age, and even has the 1995 League Cup final colloquially named “The McManaman Final” for his two goals giving his side a 2-1 win over Bolton.

In a team that could afford any player in the world once Florentino Perez came to the club – even their greatest rival’s best player arrived at a handsome price – free transfer Steve McManaman was pivotal in Real Madrid’s team between 1999 and 2003. He was a key player during his time in Spain and picked up a whopping eight trophies, between two La Ligas and two Champions Leagues, and even scored in the 2000 final, which Madrid dominated Valencia in.

Midfield – Andrea Pirlo – AC Milan to Juventus 2011

Juve picked up Andrea Pirlo when the ageless midfielder was deemed “too old” to play for Milan, who had just been crowned champions. What were they getting for free? One of the most beautiful passers in the game, who had accumulated two leagues and two Champions League titles while a Milan player, not to mention a World Cup.


Pirlo celebrates with the Serie A trophy. Pic: Valerio Pennicino/Getty Images

Since joining the Old Lady in 2011, Pirlo has not been able to stop winning trophies. In each of his four seasons at the club, Juve have been crowned champions. In 2014/15, to go along with the Scudetto picked up, Pirlo and co. also won the Coppa Italia, as well as making the Champions League final, which they ultimately lost to Barcelona. Pirlo has been central to Juve’s successes over the past four years, and one of the best free transfers world football has ever seen.

Midfield – Esteban Cambiasso – Real Madrid to Inter 2004

Another player who has picked up Champions League titles in both the club he left and club he joined, Esteban Cambiasso was a mainstay in an Inter team for ten years that terrorised all other Italian clubs for such a long time. Under Roberto Mancini Inter looked simply unbeatable, as they picked up five consecutive Serie A titles between 2005/06 and 2009/10.

One of the most fearsome defensive midfielders in the game, Cambiasso won an incredible ten major honours with Inter, including a league, cup, and Champions League treble. This all came after he was deemed surplus to requirements at Real Madrid, when Florentino Perez was making space for Beckham, Ronaldo, Figo, and Zidane, in one of the most unbalanced yet star-studded midfields the game has ever seen.

Midfield – Jay-Jay Okocha – PSG to Bolton Wanderers

So good, they named him twice! Jay-Jay Okocha signed for Paris Saint-Germain for a whopping £10 million, but felt too much was expected of him and didn’t like the treatment he received from the club as a result. Not as much was expected of his teammate Ronaldinho, however, where the Brazilian made his name in Europe!

Okocha joined Bolton on a free transfer and although his first season was drastically hampered by injury, he still managed to score some very important goals to help Wanderers avoid relegation. In his following three years with the club, he had them fighting for Europe! Led by the tremendously joyful Nigerian star, Bolton finished as high as 6th in 2004/05, level on points with Champions League winning Liverpool. The Premier League has seen few characters as exciting as Okocha!

Forward – Roberto Baggio – AC Milan to Bologna 1997

The legendary Italian attacker is another mistake in Milan’s past. Baggio became the first Italian to net 300 career goals in more than 50 years while at Brescia in 2002, and signed for Juventus from Fiorentina for a then-world record transfer fee. But Arrigo Sacchi had it in for Baggio from day one, and when he was called in to take over the reigns at San Siro in Baggio’s first season, it was to the bench for the famous rat tail!

Shunned out of the side that struggled to eventually finish 11th, Baggio joined Bologna on a free transfer to get out of Milan. The summer of the move, he cut off his ponytail, signifying his new rebirth. He joined a Bologna team that would have otherwise likely fought relegation that season, but with a hugely impressive 22 goals in 30 appearances, he helped his new side qualify for the Intertoto Cup through an 8th place finish. He also earned himself a call up to the national team for the 1998 World Cup, and a nomination for the Italian Player of the Year Award, which he narrowly lost to Alessandro Del Piero.

Forward – Henrik Larsson – Celtic to Barcelona 2004

Swedish striker Henrik Larsson will unquestionably be remembered as one of Celtic’s best players ever, scoring at a rate of around 0.78 goals per game. Larsson also picked up four Scottish Premier League titles, and in 2000/01 won a domestic treble with the Glasgow club, with both Scottish Cups to go along with the league title.

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Larsson celebrated by his Barcelona teammates. Pic: Luis Bagu/Getty Images

In 2004, his time to move on had come, and nobody could have begrudged his decision after all he had given Celtic. Larsson played a big role in a phenomenal team that, in only the two seasons that the Swede spent in Catalonia, won two Liga titles and a Champions League. While Samuel Eto’o stole the show during the 2006 Champions League final with an unbelievable man of the match performance, Barca couldn’t have gotten there without Larsson’s contributions throughout the couple of years.

Forward – Miroslav Klose – Bayern Munich to Lazio 2011

At the age of 33, Bayern Munich decided to let go of their ageing goal machine in favour of up-and-coming talent. Not necessarily a bad decision, but one that Lazio certainly benefitted from, picking up Germany’s all time record goalscorer, and the man that’s scored more goals in World Cup finals tournaments than anyone else.

The old age hasn’t affected Klose’s ability to find the net at all – or if it has, it’s only improved it! Klose has scored more goals for Werder Bremen than any other club, but should he score five times this upcoming season, that honour will go to Lazio. An ever-reliant positional genius, Miroslav Klose could play for almost any team and find a way to score. One of the best bits of business Lazio have made in recent years, Miroslav’s goals have fired them into next season’s Champions League, a competition they’ll appear in for the first time in eight years.

Total trophy haul at clubs moved to:

15 League titles

4 Champons Leagues

10 Domestic Cups (FA Cup/Cope Del Rey/Coppa Italia)

1 League Cup

1 UEFA Cup

11 Community Shields/Domestic Super Cups

2 UEFA Super Cups

2 Intercontinental Cups

Rayo Vallecano Release Jersey “Dedicated To The Anonymous Heroes Of Society”

This article was first published on July 1st 2015.


La Liga club Rayo Vallecano have released their 2015/16 kits today, with the away and third choice strip paying homage to “the work of all the anonymous heroes that fight every day in our society.”

The away jersey has a black base, and a rainbow-coloured diagonal strip going across the body, dedicated to seven causes. The jersey is dedicated to those fighting AIDS, those fighting for the integration of people with disabilities into society, those who never give up hope, those who fight for the protection of the environment, those who fight against child abuse, those who fight against domestic abuse, and those who fight against sexual discrimination.

The third choice kit is dedicated to those fighting against cancer, and features a pink diagonal stripe across a grey shirt, with a breast cancer awareness symbol opposite the club crest.

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All images taken from RayoVallecano.es

Top Five FIFA Songs!

My earliest memory of video games!

There are three things I love in life more than any other: Music, Football and Gaming. These three completely unrelated past-times have kept Kevin entertained since that momentous day almost twenty years ago when I popped into the world. The first time these three things mixed was when I found my brothers’ hidden Playstation (that’s right, the original one!) and assorted games. As a football crazy four year old whose first introduction to the ‘beautiful game’ was refusing to go to bed one night and being sat in front of Barnsley v Stockport County (My father knew exactly how to get me off to sleep, you can tell!), I held the timeless classics in front of me like Command and Conquer: Red Alert, and Metal Gear Solid with little regard as I pawed my way through the collection of 8×8 plastic boxes with the ‘PS’ graphic on the side.

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Playing the Field

‘Don’t drop your soap in the shower’ was what my Geography teacher once said when we asked him about homosexuality.

Football has gained acceptance for some things, and not for others

He was a kind-hearted man in nature, however a self-confessed homophobe and also the head coach of the rugby team, an unfortunate if coincidental combination. Though I respected him for being up-front about it, can you imagine someone who was openly racist in such a position? You see, after the world gives itself a collective pat on the back for giving so much support to the Paralympics, soccer continues to ostracise those who are different in another way. Having battled with racism (a problem that’s been rearing its ugly head once more recently), sexism and politics; again football finds itself at the centre of a cultural problem that refuses to go away. Homophobia.

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Politics and passion in Madrid


I’ve recently moved to Madrid from my hometown of Dublin. I came here to study communications and learn Spanish, but I’m also going to grab with great fervour the chance to experience a year of Spain’s La Liga football, which in my opinion is the best league in the world. The best league on the pitch, that is. There is a saying over here that La Liga is ‘played by geniuses, run by idiots.’ In my first three weeks of living here, I already saw first hand the extent of the truth behind the saying. 

In this article, I’m going to write about my first experiences of La Liga football this season, and the culture behind it in the city of Madrid, in the setting of a week where two derbies were played involving Rayo Vallecano, Atlético de Madrid, and los Campeones, Real Madrid. 

Rayo fans making their way to the Vicente Calderón

I settled into life in Madrid relatively quickly. It wasn’t that hard to do (for me anyway), as a student living with four friends, when we arrived we enjoyed the occasional alcoholic beverage and venture into the city centre to experience the nightlife (every night…) I live in the west of the city, a two minute walk away from the river, to the Manzanares’ west. For those of you unfamiliar with the geography of Madrid, El Estadio Vicente Calderón is located south-west of the city centre too, and as I discovered on a walk I went on one day, I lived only a stone’s throw away from Atlético Madrid’s ground. The Calderón is actually located just on the banks of the river, on the east side, so there’ll always be some physical separation between my house and Atleti’s stadium.

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